It's been six months.
Please tell me, am I in luck?
A while, since my ship had sunk.
All my fault, and now i'm fucked.
It's been a while.
Great blue sea, for many miles.
Trapped alone, on deserted isle.
Poseidon, with who I had trifled.
It's been too long.
Uncharted beach, I don't belong.
Sailed you to sea, I did you wrong.
But kudos to you,
help has come along.
Help! I plead!
In the sea, I bob and weave.
I swam I tried.
Torn away, in riptide.
Is anyone out there? Left alive?
To-and-fro, I waddle and bobble.
Someone save, this lonely bottle!